I get a weeeee bit of road rage at times here in central Illinois. Mainly, because a good amount of people are idiots. But, it is not a prerequisite to be intelligent to drive. So, I just deal.

In other countries though, not only are some drivers complete morons, they are also a bit off their rockers.

And when you bring a bat to a fist fight, you SHOULD win.

Unless you whiff, and the MMA fighter you have started sh*t with knocks you THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU$K OUT! And then, chokes out your buddy.

This is why I don’t talk to people OR try to start fights with people I don’t know.

You can call me a pussy. Fine. I’ll be the pussy with all my teeth.

– Ryan