Some things are common sense like don’t run with scissors, wait 30 minutes after eating before you swim, and so on. Apparently some things, like lighting off a mortar in a closed garage, did not make this list.

Between the military getup and American flag, I don’t know.. I can’t decide if this is super patriotic or if they’re all just idiots.

Anyway, basically, a group of grown men decide it would be a smart idea to light an explosive device in a small garage, with the door shut. There’s a giant BOOM and lots of bright explosive lights and sparks and whatever, and then everyone comes to the realization that their idea was absolutely stupid.

Fortunately, no one was seriously injured, so I don’t feel so bad watching this video over and over again. It looks like one guy got a few minor scrapes or something, but no one else appears to be hurt, so that’s cool… Although I doubt they’ll be able to hear anything for the next few days.

But really, seriously, who thought this would be a good idea? For real…

The only positive thing I can really say is hey, at least they wore helmets? Safety first, America. Safety first.

Connor the Intern